# of sips ... Reason 1 ... Discovering that the person you've been RPing with for a month is a wiz-alt. 2 ... If it's a high-powered char IC. 1 ... If you're a wiz and you tell an admin to get their act together, and they instead nuke their builder's stuff and leave in a huff. 1 ... If an ex-builder or ex-wiz demands you remove all of 'their' stuff. 1 ... For every time when the God(dess) is WW or WL. 1 ... For every time you spot a dark wiz on the DTU roster. 1 ... If you've met a PernM* wiz or dino RL. 2 ... If you live with one. 1 ... If you're mistaken for a wizard on another PernM*. 1 ... If a wizard passes along your email address w/o your permission. 1 ... If a wizard assumes that someone coming in from your site is you. 1 ... Every time a wizard or wizcorps is accused of being fascist. 1 ... If you've wizzed on a PernM*. 2 ... If you've been Head Wizard (God/Goddess) on a PernM*. 3 ... If you've wizzed on more than one PernM* simultaneously.