How d'ya do I
See you met my
Faithful rider man
He's just a little brought down
Because when you called
He thought you were the vintner man
Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a scroll by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one shell of a lover
I'm just a sweet bronzerider
From transsexual High Reaches Weyr
Let me show you around
Harper'll play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty gone
But if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in a new harper song
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your drums?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say that we're here
And then go back to the Weyr
We don't want to be any worry
You got caught with a drudge?
Well, she wouldn't budge
Well, babies, don't you dare flee
By the light of the night
It'll all seem all right
I'll get you a kinky ol' smithie
I'm just a sweet bronzerider
From transsexual High Reaches Weyr
Why don't you stay for the night (night!)
Or maybe a bite (bite!)
I could show you one of my fav'rite obsessions
I've been boinking a man with blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... tension
I'm just a sweet bronzerider
From transsexual High Reaches Weyr
I'm just a sweet bronzerider
From transsexual High Reaches Weyr
So come up to my weyr
And see what's on the bier
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom.