# of sips ... Reason 1 ... For every weird permutation of uncontractable names for riders. 2 ... For every bad joke/pun NPC dragon or rider name. 1 ... For every cosmetic Threadscore a rider or dragon takes. 1 ... For every time a 'scored rider or dragon tries to break the healers' rules about being grounded/in bed. 1 ... Every timing plot that occurs. 1 ... For every bronzerider who flirts/sleeps with anything that moves. 2 ... For every bronzerider who blushes and tries to hide when anyone flirts with him or suggests they sleep together. 1 ... For every different accident that causes a Senior WW to step down. 2 ... If half the Weyr suffers the nasty fate. 3 ... If the Sr steps down for no reason and remains on as a Jr. 1 ... Every time someone decides to quit the game and kills off their rider char. 2 ... Every time someone finds out they can't re-impress on that game when they come back. 3 ... They retcon their death and come back or get a new dragon anyways. 3 ... If your ICSO impresses a mating-compatible color. 4 ... If they impress a non-compatible color and you don't angst about it. 1 ... Every time weyrmates angst over their dragon(s) flying someone else's. 1 ... Every time the gold and bronze of a clutch wind up as weyrmates after graduation. 2 ... Every time someone flies a relative's dragon. 3 ... If it causes a pregnancy. 1 ... Every flight-caused pregnancy. 3 ... Every non-flight pregnancy. 2 ... If they angst. 3 ... If they abort. 1 ... If they get all excited about the pregnancy, and once the kid's born, it's outta there. 2 ... If they bother to RP that the kid was fostered. 1 ... For every female char that stubbornly tries to fly Fall in her wing whilst pregnant. 2 ... If they abort or miscarry. 1 ... If a rider has a holder background. 1 ... Every time a rider only leaves the Weyr for a flight. 2 ... If it's only for search. 1 ... Every time the WW or WL goes into the LC. 2 ... If the LC immediately fills up with people. 1 ... Someone complains about who won a green flight. 1 ... If your chosen honorific makes a recognizable word. 2 ... If the wizards/WLs force you to change it.