PernM* Drinking Game

# of sips ... Reason

1 ... Every time someone uses a Pernese curse IRL.
2 ... Every time a mundane gives you a blank look for it.
3 ... Every time you discover a fellow Pern fan with it.
1 ... Every time someone tells you, 'It's only a game.'
2 ... Every time you tell someone that.
1 ... Getting multiple golds on multiple M*s.
1 ... For having the same SO on all the M*s.
1 ... If you keep the anniversary of your first dragonride.
1 ... If you keep the anniversary of your impression.
1 ... For every time one of your characters has Stood.
1 ... For every time one of your chars was married, handfasted, or weyrmated.
2 ... For every time that person idles out or goes psycho.
1 ... For every time dinos come out and start reminiscing.
1 ... For every player-dragon or player-dolphin you have/are.
2 ... For every player-anything-else you have/are.
1 ... For every accident with a builder where you dest things you 
shouldn't have.
2 ... For every deliberate builder 'accident'.
1 ... Every time someone uses a firelizard to eavesdrop.
1 ... For every FL/puppet controller you have on a single char.
2 ... If you have more controllers than puppets.
1 ... For every couple who marries/weyrmates/handfasts, claiming it'll last 
forever.
2 ... For every couple who then breaks up for OOC reasons.
3 ... If it's because they tried to be a couple RL and it failed.
1 ... Every time someone narc'd to Anne on someone.
2 ... If it was you who narc'd.
1 ... Every time someone claims Anne told them to carry out Her Word.
2 ... Every time someone threatens to go to court over a M*.
1 ... For every alt you have.
2 ... For every builder you have.
3 ... For every wizbit you have.
1 ... Every time you're logged in more than 10 hours straight.
2 ... If it's more than 15 hours straight.
Get a life ... If you were RPing the whole time.
1 ... Every bot you have at the same time.
1 ... Every time you mav TS into a public area.
1 ... Every time someone complains about a typo.
1 ... Every time you teleport into yourself and can't get out.
1 ... Every time someone teleports into your weyr/cot/room w/o asking.
1 ... Every time some mudder tries to pick everything up.
2 ... If they try to pick you up.
1 ... Every time someone creates objects for weapons or clothes.
1 ... Every time someone's desc says they smile at you.
2 ... If it's smile and wink.
3 ... Every time someone's desc forces an action upon you.
1 ... If all your chars have the same alias.
1 ... If you offer people positions as your sibs to introduce them.
2 ... If you regret it later when they turn out to be twinks.
1 ... Someone deciding that fun RP would be to get pregs by you w/o your 
OOC consent.
1 ... For every period of 10 mins that people sit in the LC or GH, 
drinking klah and doing nothing else.
2 ... If it's not finals week.
1 ... For every time someone poses dropping a pin.
1 ... For every time someone asks a question onchannel, and it interrupts 
RP as everyone else starts talking there.
1 ... For every time you get your hands/arms injured/broken and ignore 
doctor's orders to keep off the computer.
1 ... For every RL couple that creates ICSO chars and RPs online instead 
of interacting RL.
2 ... For every time one of couple gets upset when the other's char 
boinks/flirts with someone else's char.
3 ... For every time a net.relationship goes Rl and stays together.
1 ... For every time someone SCREAMS AT THEIR NET.
1 ... For every time someone waps/baps their typist.
1 ... For every time someone makes waps or baps into @waps or @baps.
1 ... For every time someone lag-tests.
1 ... For every time someone lag-tests when everyone's just idling.
1 ... For people who send lizards/dragons to flame the lagbeast.
1 ... For every time someone who needs to idle joins someone else in 
their idling so it won't look like they're just sitting alone in their room.
1 ... For every person who announce their connections/disconnections and why.
2 ... If the announcement is in a channel-message via @a(dis)connect.
1 ... If you've ever lived with anyone you've met on Pern.
2 ... If you successfully shared the computer setup.
1 ... If you go to a PernM* RL gathering and wind up sitting in the 
corner talking about the game while everyone else is partying.
1 ... If you've slept with someone at the RL gathering.
2 ... If you decide to dump your SO for someone you meet at the gathering.
3 ... If they dump you before the gathering is out.
4 ... If you catch them in bed with someone else.
1 ... If you gossip about someone at a gathering, and they hear about it 
from someone else.
2 ... If you spill who's going to impress at the next hatching.
3 ... If you really /do/ know.
4 ... If you tell it to the person getting gold/bronze.
5 ... If the Weyr changes its mind.
3 ... If you cry RL over a game.
1 ... If you draw a picture of your character.
2 ... If it's actually good.
3 ... If you commission Alisanda of NC to do it for you.
1 ... If you have a web page devoted to your char.
1 ... For every l-d phonecall you make to a M*er.
2 ... For every l-d phonecall you make to the net.
1 ... Every time you put aside RL for the net.
1 ... For every skipped class.
2 ... For every failed class.
3 ... For dropping out.
1 ... For bitching about call-waiting and parents.
2 ... For having a reference to call-waiting in your odisconnect.
1 ... For every player who gets kicked off the computer by sibs or parentals.
1 ... If you see CoP:FF and think of Magic:TG first.
2 ... If you've started a dragondeck.
3 ... if you've completed it.
4 ... If your friends want a copy.
1 ... If you make up Magic cards to suit your favorite characters.
1 ... If you've made bubblies or klah.
2 ... If it's actually any good.
3 ... If you had to have your mom do it for you.
4 ... If you're brave enough to serve it to your friends.
1 ... For every player that plays on non-Pern RP M*s (muds and chatters 
don't count).
1 ... For every time you curse and someone bitches at you and tells you 
that they have kids that could see it.
2 ... If you tell them to f*** off.
1 ... Every time someone complains about bad players or harassment.
2 ... If Kynn tells them not to log in if they can't take it.
3 ... If someone tells him off.
1 ... Every time the janitor comes into the lab and gives you a dirty look.
1 ... Every time you hide your M*ing window for privacy.
2 ... If it's cos you're TSing.
1 ... If you're sitting next to someone in a lab and glance at their 
screen and realize they're RPing on the same M* as you are.
2 ... If it's in the same room.
3 ... If you're TSing them and didn't know it.
4 ... If you get embarrassed.
5 ... If you actually go out and have sex RL instead.
6 ... If it's worse than the TS.
1 ... If your SO doesn't like games.
1 ... If someone's TSing in two diff chars at once.
2 ... If they mav and get both others pissed.
1 ... If someone is totally prim and prissy RL but TSes like a maniac.
2 ... If they're a religious fundamentalist.
1 ... If your .sig lists all of your public alts and it's 7 lines long 
(including other stuff).
1 ... Every time someone disses the DLG, AnneScience, or AnneContinuity.
1 ... Every time someone pages you with your alt's name.
1 ... If you own a stuffed FL RL.
1 ... If you use your char-name as your userID.
2 ... If you use a feature character's name as your userID.
1 ... Every time you mav.
2 ... Every time you put two chars into the same room and manage not to mav.
1 ... Every time you use a MUSH command on a MOO.
2 ... If it works.
1 ... Every time you're mistaken for a Pern Deity or dino (Amby, Marlena, 
MC, etc.).
1 ... For an @do war.
1 ... If you run across a long-time net.friend in a new alt.
2 ... If you don't recognize them for months.
1 ... Someone complains about lag.
1 ... Someone complains about Netcom.
1 ... If someone quotes something familiar in @do.
2 ... If it's something obscure.
1 ... If someone gossips about you on Too.
1 ... If you get on TIM and get lost cos you can't figure out why all the 
NC commands don't work.
1 ... If you're in someone's private cot/room/weyr and are accused of 
boinking.
2 ... If you're bored and do +where and make guesses about the activities 
of the pairs and trios.
1 ... If you play on less than 5 PernM*s.
2 ... If it's less than 10.
3 ... If it's less than 15.
Find a shrink ... If it's more than 15.
1 ... If you play on TwoMoons.
1 ... If you play on Amber.
1 ... If someone mavs a nasty page to you that had something vicious 
about you.
2 ... If you thought they liked you.
3 ... If they hate you cos you didn't give them a gold/bronze.

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