Jassie got run over by a dragon,
Walking home to our Hall Turno'er Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as S'nta,
But as for me and Carlyle, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much Tillek
And we begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication
So she staggered out the Hall and through the snow.
When we found her Turno'er morning
At the scene of the attack
There were paw-prints on her forehead
And incriminating wing-marks on her back.
Jassie got run over by a dragon,
Walking home from our Hall Turno'er Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as S'nta,
But as for me and Carlyle, we believe.
Now, we're all so proud of Carlyle,
He's been taking this so well,
See him out there watching kickball,
Drinking wine and playing cards with Harper Mel.
It's not Turno'er without Jassie,
All the harpers dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Jassie got run over by a dragon,
Walking home from our Hall Turno'er Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as S'nta,
But as for me and Carlyle, we believe.
Now the wherry's on the table,
And the bubblies made of blue,
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the apps in Jassie's zoo.
I warned all my friends and harpers,
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a dragon
To men who fly a Fall and talk to themselves!
Jassie got run over by a dragon,
Walking home from our Hall Turno'er Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as S'nta,
But as for me and Carlyle, we believe.
Sing it, Carlyle!
Jassie got run over by a dragon,
Walking home from our Hall Turno'er Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as S'nta,
But as for me and Carlyle, we believe.
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