PernM* Drinking Game

# of sips ... Reason

1 ... Harpers who write /bad/ free verse.
1 ... Harpers who write /any/ free verse.
2 ... Harpers who sing/play to dragons or FLs.
1 ... Harpers who impress Harper Blue dragons.
1 ... Harpers whose instruments include an orchestra of FLs.
2 ... Harpers whose instruments include an orchestra of dragons.
1 ... Harpers who have blue FLs.
1 ... Harpers who wear lots of blue.
1 ... Harpers have dragons that sing with him/her.
2 ... Harpers who have dragons demand singing lessons from them.
1 ... A harper plays the gitar or pipes.  
2 ... If they play something else.
1 ... If a dragon bespeaks a harper on a regular basis.
1 ... A harper has booze.
2 ... If it's Benden Red.
2 ... If your harper's songs are on a web page.
1 ... If you use the same song on multiple M*s.
1 ... If a harper sings a book-song.
1 ... If a harper writes/sings something other than a completely lovey 
song or a hilarious.
2 ... If it rhymes well and scans.
3 ... If a harper writes music for it RL.
3 ... If they can sing it RL.
2 ... If a harper writes/sings a song that doesn't have dragons/FLs in it.
1 ... For every harper that gets screamed at by someone with RL music 
experience for 'not doing it right'.
1 ... If a harper Pernizes an RL song.
2 ... If a harper writes an original song.
3 ... If the harper can sing it RL.
1 ... If a harper-wannabe is another Menolly.
Glug the whole thing if you've been MH in more than one PernM*.

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